Sunday, 31 August 2008

Summer in England

So, today is the last day of August and, true to form, it has been miserable, rainy and sticky.

What a terrible summer we have once again endured. It really makes one think about the quality of life we have in this country and inspired me to make a list of what is wrong with this isle of ours:
  • The weather really is miserable
  • It is unreasonably expensive (fuel, food, energy etc)
  • The yob culture continues to grow
  • We have little concept of how to enjoy alcohol
  • The traffic is horrendous - everywhere
  • Every high street is exactly the same - nothing is different or special (every shop in every town is either WHSmith, McDonald's, Boots, Marks and Spencer, HMV etc)
  • Our benefits system is a complete joke
  • Taxation is unfair and far too high
  • Our achievements are historical and unlikely to be superceded
In fairness, there are some good points too:
  • Freedom of speach still exists
  • The English language
  • We gave the world many major sports (and then struggle to be good at any of them)
  • Democracy
  • Some stunning scenery
  • People are in general friendly
  • For a small island, we have contributed hugely to the world of literature, science, art, music and politics

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